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Sat, 18 May 2013 23:30:36 -0400

King & Lionheart by Of Monsters and Men

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:30:18 -0400

King & Lionheart by Of Monsters and Men

mash-memories: Day 9: Favorite Quotes ~ Part 1 ∟MAS*H 30 Day...

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:30:31 -0400

mash-memories:

Day 9: Favorite Quotes ~ Part 1

∟M*A*S*H 30 Day Challenge

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Thu, 16 May 2013 02:36:06 -0400

adequateanya: ↳Gif all The Mitchell and Webb Situation Sketch...

Thu, 16 May 2013 02:25:03 -0400

adequateanya:

↳Gif all The Mitchell and Webb Situation Sketch three Prev | ~~Next~~

new-ways-to-complain: conservativegirlonpolitics: That was the...

Thu, 16 May 2013 02:13:31 -0400

new-ways-to-complain:

conservativegirlonpolitics:

That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck

And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.

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Thu, 16 May 2013 02:08:21 -0400

burntlikethesun: There’s something I’m missing. Something...

Thu, 16 May 2013 02:02:10 -0400

burntlikethesun:

There’s something I’m missing. Something really close, staring me right in the face and I can’t see it. Rose would know. A friend of mine, Rose. Right now, she’d say exactly the right thing.

thespacegoat: • Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens...

Thu, 16 May 2013 02:00:40 -0400

thespacegoat:

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

caramelfeathers: CAN WE PRETEND THAT ANGELS IN THE NIGHT SKY ARE LIKE SHOOTING STARS I COULD REALLY...

Thu, 16 May 2013 01:55:28 -0400

caramelfeathers:

CAN WE PRETEND THAT ANGELS

IN THE NIGHT SKY

ARE LIKE SHOOTING STARS

I COULD REALLY USE A DRINK RIGHT NOW

DRINK RIGHT NOW

KILL ME NOW

potterdoctorlock: syn0nyms: BEST PART The moment when the...

Thu, 16 May 2013 01:54:40 -0400

potterdoctorlock:

syn0nyms:

BEST PART

The moment when the whole cinema cheers!

less-than-one: Yes hello I am here for Gatsby’s party

Thu, 16 May 2013 01:54:06 -0400

less-than-one:

Yes hello I am here for Gatsby’s party

bonnieesworld: Whoops forgot to post this!

Thu, 16 May 2013 01:53:06 -0400

bonnieesworld:

Whoops forgot to post this!

inkystars: doctorheavenharkness: n0kil7ing: sevenseasaurus: Science experiment: Who is easiest...

Thu, 16 May 2013 01:50:49 -0400

inkystars:

doctorheavenharkness:

n0kil7ing:

sevenseasaurus:

Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?

Egberts?

Pizza?

John Green?

A vegan?

The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.

fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers.

and the vegan wins

#the vegan always wins

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Thu, 16 May 2013 01:49:03 -0400

im-an-angel-you-asshat: Agent Coulson has taught me that if you deny a character death completely,...

Thu, 16 May 2013 01:48:10 -0400

im-an-angel-you-asshat:

Agent Coulson has taught me that if you deny a character death completely, that character will come back.

idasida19: darkdragonn: ONCE I ABOVE THE AND CONFUSION I understood that reference and I am not...

Thu, 16 May 2013 01:44:59 -0400

idasida19:

darkdragonn:

ONCE I

ABOVE THE

AND CONFUSION

I understood that reference and I am not even in that fandom

daftwithoneshoe: Don’t let him get too close.

Thu, 16 May 2013 01:41:48 -0400

daftwithoneshoe:

Don’t let him get too close.

thegirlwhospeaksinpictures: deducingwhovianintheimpala: emobaria: mattsmithissexy: Plot Twist:...

Thu, 16 May 2013 01:41:25 -0400

thegirlwhospeaksinpictures:

deducingwhovianintheimpala:

emobaria:

mattsmithissexy:

Plot Twist: The Doctor’s name is Javert.

then why did Donna forget it?

NO

This the best plot twist I have ever seen

pineappledean: Best of Bobby

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:30:37 -0400

pineappledean:

Best of Bobby

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King & Lionheart by Of Monsters and Men

mash-memories: Day 9: Favorite Quotes ~ Part 1 ∟M*A*S*H 30 Day...

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adequateanya: ↳Gif all The Mitchell and Webb Situation Sketch...

new-ways-to-complain: conservativegirlonpolitics: That was the...

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burntlikethesun: There’s something I’m missing. Something...

thespacegoat: • Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens...

caramelfeathers: CAN WE PRETEND THAT ANGELS IN THE NIGHT SKY ARE LIKE SHOOTING STARS I COULD REALLY...

potterdoctorlock: syn0nyms: BEST PART The moment when the...

less-than-one: Yes hello I am here for Gatsby’s party

bonnieesworld: Whoops forgot to post this!

inkystars: doctorheavenharkness: n0kil7ing: sevenseasaurus: Science experiment: Who is easiest...

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im-an-angel-you-asshat: Agent Coulson has taught me that if you deny a character death completely,...

idasida19: darkdragonn: ONCE I ABOVE THE AND CONFUSION I understood that reference and I am not...

daftwithoneshoe: Don’t let him get too close.

thegirlwhospeaksinpictures: deducingwhovianintheimpala: emobaria: mattsmithissexy: Plot Twist:...

pineappledean: Best of Bobby

mash-memories: Day 9: Favorite Quotes ~ Part 1 ∟MAS*H 30 Day...