the-husbando:

willowenna:

talkgentlytome:

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Tag yourself I’m the “Overdressed and Underappreciated”. Artist : http://www.mattadrian.com/ 

If you thought “hm those styles of art AND speech seem very familiar,” you are right because it is the same person that did these

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Oh my god damn

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phoebesbridgers:

GET TO KNOW ME MEME ♡ shows → PHINEAS AND FERB

“So Ferb, what do you wanna do tomorrow? There’s a world of possibilities…. Maybe we should make a list!”

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what-even-is-thiss:

funnytwittertweets:

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The women in science sticker adds a certain flavor to this that I can’t quite describe

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a collection of covid tweets, part 5

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

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(the tweet collection series)

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just-dumbass-thoughts:

just-dumbass-thoughts:

girlboss? no. girlunion. girlstrike.

girlworkers of the girlworld unite

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mevima:

dollsahoy:

I wonder how those “I don’t use pronouns” people would react to it being pointed out that, if it were true, that would mean they talk like Elmo

“Elmo doesn’t use pronouns! Elmo talks about Elmo’s friends using their - wait, shit, - using Elmo’s friends’s names only!”

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princelesscomic:

guerrillatech:

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Same

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antique-scarecrow:

nanarchy:

antique-scarecrow:

ancient-rome-au:

thoodleoo:

there are a lot of really good ancient roman laws but i think my favorite is that, if you got struck by lightening and died, you couldnt have a proper burial because it meant that the gods hated you

“Jupiter cancelled him and we’re not going to question that”

genuinely asking: how would these laws apply to that guy who got struck by lightning on seven separate occasions but survived every time?

I think I would have assumed Zeus was trying to fuck him.

worst possible response thanks so much

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queen-of-thunder:

the-most-slytherin-hufflepuff:

a3battery:

a3battery:

a3battery:

thighetician:

krispytm:

human-dumpster-fire:

internetbt:

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He redeemed himself

The duality of Manguin

got obsessed with the penguin drama

his girlfriend’s name is lulu and she doesnt deserve the naughty list for this. :C mac’s gone too far and dragged her down wish him. glad he redeemed himself

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also look tux is such a bastard that taking him down = good behavior

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THEY KEEP REFERENCING THE PIER INCIDENT saldkjfah its like his defining moment

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im just losing my mind with penguin receipts right now 

and he’s pepper’s bf from above, who got on the good list while they had to call out tux for being lazy sldkjfa

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u deserve ur spot in the 2020 poll mr. tux. go call out to UR girlfriend to get her food and maybe u can have a redemption arc too. see how well its working out for mr mac

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REDEEMED HIMSELF U EVIL POLLSTERS

(since this started out as me wanting to check up on whether or not the penguins were alive, they ARE and u can meet them virtually BY THE WAY)

PEPPER IS MR MAC’S DAUGHTER??!??!

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this entire family is problematic but lulu was framed and that’s my conclusion 

I’m so invested in the penguin drama

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tonystark-tm:

chotimoti:

tonystark-tm:

tonystark-tm:

not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

governor of the colony: hey I’m gonna go back to england to get more supplies

115 colonists: okay

governor: ends up spending 3 years in england bc of a naval war with spain or some shit

governor: gets back to the colony to find everyone gone

governer: sees the word “croatoan”, the name of a native american tribe, carved into a post

croatoan tribe: has members and children with blonde hair/blue eyes, pale skin

everyone: what could have happened to the colonists of roanoke

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hi! op here. I’m fucking hyperventilating

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